Love-sick teenager who won't take no for an answer is finally shut down by his ex-girlfriend's FATHER in an epic text exchange
One father took his daughter's suitor to town via text after the youngster pleaded to talk to the girl in a series of messages with some abominable spelling.
The desperate teenage Casanova begged the parent to allow him to speak to Skylar, the daughter, in images shared in Imgur - but with very limited luck.
The 15-year-old, Nathan Gray, is soon schooled by father Robert with various stinging life lessons, before he resorts simply to sending amusing memes to quiet the persistent young man.
One father took his daughter's suitor to town via text message after the youngster pleaded to talk to the girl
The messages start pleasantly enough although Nathan struggles with spelling and grammar from the get go.
He writes: 'Hay Robert I'm Skylar ex is thier eny way I can talk to her plz sir. [sic]'
Robert replies, in reference to the young man's topless selfie used on his phone: 'No. Put a shirt on also.'
Nathan, the lovelorn teen asked to speak to Skylar with some abominable spelling
The desperate teenage Casanova begged the parent to allow him to speak to Skylar, the daughter, in images shared in Imgur
However, the teen had limited luck and started taking swipes at Robert's relationship to Skylar
Not to be deterred, Nathan continues: 'Plz sir i have not talk to her in 2 years'.
Totally unfazed, Robert replies: 'I don't particularly care about that. Stop messaging me.'
Nathan carries on pressing the father, taking a personal angle in an attempt to manipulate him.
Fifteen-year-old Nathan Gray is soon schooled by father Robert
Nathan is hit with various stinging life lessons from the father, including learning to spell
'So you don't care about your douter [sic]' he writes.
'And ur douter is old enough to make her on mind if she qonts to talk to me ad she can and if she don't she don't have to [sic]'.
Robert decides to lay down the law at this moment, and gives this speech:
'Life lessons kiddo...maybe you write these down:
'1. Wear a shirt or quit skipping chest day at daycare
'2. Don't message a girl's father begging to talk to her. It makes you look pathetic.
'3. Learn basic spelling and grammar. You'll never be taken seriously in life if you can't spell "hey" or "daughter" for example.
'4. If a grown a** man tells you that you can't speak to his daughter, the answer will not change regardless of how many times you ask.
'5. She was not your ex, as she never dated you (in the sense that you are barely old enough to wipe your own a**, let alone take a lady on a proper date).
'6. Even if she was your ex, it is for a reason. As you age and have real relationships that end, leave them in the past where they belong.
'7. NO!'
The middle-aged father resorts simply to amusing memes to convey his message
Nathan will not take no for an answer and Robert continues to turn him down with images
Nathan will not take no for an answer.
He says: 'Yes she was my ex we dated for a year and the only reason we broke up is because she stopped going to Mike, her real father, when she was 14.
'And I’m 15 I know how to wipe my a** and I can take a young lady on a proper date ok.'
It is at this point, realising that rational words will not get him anywhere with Nathan, Robert switches to the language of memes.
Robert says: 'How about no.'
Nathan replies: 'If you give me one reasons me and her should not take then I’ll quit texting you. One good reason.'
Robert replied: 'Chances are, Dale disapproves of what you are doing.'
Nathan rebuts: 'See you have no good reason why we should not talk. You just don’t like me because you don’t know me.'
Robert says: 'Lol brah, not gonna happen.'
Nathan asks: 'Why not? Give me one good reason.'
Robert says: 'I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the majesty of my beard.'
Nathan tells Robert he wants to treat his daughter like the 'qween' she is
Robert, however, maintains that Nathan has absolutely no chance
Nathan implores the father: 'See you have no good reason and your daughter should talk to whoever she wants to. She is not a little kid any more she is a teenager so treat her like one. And you ain’t even her real father.'
Robert is unmoved: 'Not impressed.'
Nathan says: 'What do I have to do to impress I mean I like your daughter she is pretty, nice, and I want to date her and treat her like the queen she is. And as a father you should make sure she is happy, let her date guys but just set some rules for both of them about dating.'
Robert refuses to take any of Nathan's misplaced parental advice: 'None shall pass.'
Now Nathan tries and interesting tactic.
He claims he and Skylar never broke up, and the previous conversation has been a dastardly ruse.
He write: 'And to tell you the truth, me and your daughter never really broke up. And treat her like your daughter, not your wife.'
Robert remains steadfast: 'I’m not saying you have no chance… but you have no chance.'
Nathan carries on with the new line: 'Wtf’s that supposed to mean and so you ain’t even going to let your daughter talk to her bf?'
Robert says: 'How about no.'
Now it gets really personal between the two men. Robert posts a meme which reads: 'Ain’t nobody got time fo dat'
![Throwing all caution to the wind Nathan implores: 'Just tell her I said hey and I miss her and tell what she says back then I will never text you agian [sic]'](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vvKY-Rt1E71h93y5B2IcXecBhgFuyAod_8FhXUTS4PHLK1D0H927EMnOBplt3_lLYQktO6T9oh4yrkmmYnsSr4uwLr4JJFw48iLPYQmYr8wys421bb5OR57qcXILGg43k7CUnw_djPha-w7nC52cV1Tu0oQLKm2m64eBdpiMJJoAF-1Ufh=s0-d)
Throwing all caution to the wind Nathan implores: 'Just tell her I said hey and I miss her and tell what she says back then I will never text you agian [sic]'
Robert pretends to Nathan that he will tell Skylar Nathan's message
Nathan says, sneakily: 'Well let me tell her you won’t let me talk or date her so I guess this is bye.'
Now it gets really personal between the two men.
Robert posts a meme which reads: 'Ain’t nobody got time fo dat.'
'Ain’t nobody got time for you,' Nathan shoots back.
'Hooray! No, really. Hooray,' Robert replies.
However, Robert is only tricking Nathan and responds with: 'Hahaha… just kidding'
Mocking his choice of phrase, Roberts says: 'It’s hard on the streets of my upper middle class white neighbourhood'
Robert replies: 'Whoa watch it fellas… we got a bad*** over here'
Throwing all caution to the wind Nathan implores: 'Just tell her I said hey and I miss her and tell what she says back then I will never text you again.'
Robert is only amused by the attempts. He says: 'Stop stop, I’m going to pee!'
'Just tell her my name, Nathan Gray, and tell her I love her and tell me what she says back then I will never text you again,' he begs.
'Ok hold on…….' Robert says.
Nathan says: 'Alright.'
Nathan, crudely and rather personally, asks: 'How many d*** have you sucked as a child'
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